What happens when you mix a 2,000 pound wild animal with a dumba$$? Tune in to find out.
Millions of people flock annually to catch a glimpse of the bison that roam the prairielands of wildlife preserves and national parks across the country. Yet every year some dimwit forgets that wild animals can be really big and really strong. Inevitably, someone takes things too far. And as the saying goes, it’s all fun and games until . . .
Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows Dumbass! is a hilarious tongue-in-cheek picture book intended for an adult audience. With laugh-out-loud humor on every fully illustrated page, this novelty book is the perfect gift for anyone who just can’t seem to pull his or her head out of their proverbial a$$.
Prepare for a wild ride with the release of Don't Pet the Fluffy Cows, Dumba$$! — a side-splitting, fully illustrated adult picture book that serves up a generous dose of humor alongside a cautionary tale about getting too close to bison. Targeting an adult audience, this quirky book pairs snarky rhymes with eye-catching illustrations for a comedic experience like no other.
In a world where common sense sometimes takes a backseat, this hilarious book offers a healthy dose of sage advice to audiences who may benefit from being introduced to the voice of reason. With a witty blend of irreverence and humor, this book is not only entertaining but is a playful reminder to embrace wisdom when in the presence of nature's majestic beasts.
Release date: April 1, 2026
Get ready to embark on an adventure with Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows!, a clever new children’s picture book that teaches kids about the importance of keeping a safe distance from wild animals! Written in playful rhyme and filled with vibrant illustrations, this book is perfect for ages 3 to 8.
In a world where curious minds always seem to want to push boundaries, Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows! captures the essence of exploration and the lessons that come with it. Young readers will follow our adventurous protagonist, Jimmy, who learns firsthand that not all seemingly cute animals should be approached. With whimsical characters and engaging verses told in rhyme, this fully illustrated book will keep children entertained while imparting valuable lessons about safety and respect for wildlife.
Little Jimmy has been oh so excited to go on vacation! When he and his mom finally visit the grasslands to view the majestic bison, he can’t help but want to pet one. After his mom explains that bison aren’t for petting, Jimmy just can’t seem to help himself. “They look so fluffy!” he says, before deciding to take matters into his own hands. And that’s when his vacation takes a really bad turn. Told in rhyme, Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows!, is the kid’s version of a whimsical cautionary tale depicting what can happen when people forget that wild animals can be really big and really strong . . . and sometimes moms can be right.
Join us on this delightful journey and remember, bison may look fluffy, but they're not for petting!
Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows! will be available for purchase at major bookstores and online retailers after April 1, 2026. Parents, educators, and anyone who loves whimsical stories that teach valuable lessons will want to add this bright and humorous tale to their collection.
Editorial Review - 5 Star - Readers’ Favorite
Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows! by Dee Dee Fox is a playful, rhyming picture book with a serious message about wildlife safety. The story follows Jimmy, who has waited nearly a year for his vacation to the grasslands to see the majestic bison. He is thrilled to spot the enormous animals and can hardly contain his excitement. When he announces that the bison look “so fluffy” and that he wants to pet one, his mother quickly warns him to stay back and leave the animals alone. Ignoring her advice, Jimmy reaches out anyway, and within seconds, he is sent flying through the air. The consequences are immediate: bumps, bruises, and a hurried trip to the doctor. As Jimmy sits recovering, he realizes he should have listened to his mom.
Dee Dee Fox combines humor and rhythm to deliver a memorable cautionary tale. The rhyme scheme keeps the pacing engaging, making the lesson easy for children to absorb without feeling lectured. The watercolor-style illustrations soften the tension of Jimmy’s mishap while still conveying the bison’s power and size, reinforcing the central warning. Speech bubbles and expressive character faces add personality and visual humor, especially in the moments leading up to Jimmy’s impulsive decision. Readers will appreciate the playful tone, while parents and teachers will value the practical safety message woven throughout the story. The balance between lighthearted storytelling and real-world consequences makes Don’t Pet the Fluffy Cows! an excellent conversation starter about respecting wild animals and listening to trusted adults.
For more information about Fluffy Cow books, author interviews, and to view sneak peeks of the illustrations, please visit deedeefox.com.
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RELEASE DATE: APRIL 1, 2026
COMING SOON!
RELEASE DATE: APRIL 1, 2026
